Bruce’s Weekly Favourite #1
Hello, fans! My name’s Bruce and this is my first post on Paws and Prada (mmmm, tasty Prada shoes….). I’ve been told that I’m going to have a weekly column on here. I need some help though because I don’t have fingers and my paws are too big to hit the keys. So, I’m dictating. Obviously.
Anyway, this weekly column is going to be about whatever I’ve been enjoying most during the week. It could be a particular spot for a walk, a super tasty treat, or a snazzy new collar.
So, what’s my favourite thing for this week? Well, I can tell you’re on the edge of your seat so I’ll kill the suspense and get right to it.
Freakin’ pigs ears.
I can’t believe that I never knew about these things. I think that the human didn’t want to buy them because she thinks they look a bit freaky but she obviously hasn’t tasted them. I get them from Good Boy – they sell bumper packs with 10 ears in and I get to have one per day. I’ve been told this makes me lucky but I think it’s just stingy.
One ear will keep me occupied for between 10 and 20 minutes depending on how big, thick and crunchy it is. The human says that this is ‘sweet relief’, whatever that means. She also says that it stinks when I eat one and I agree… the whole room smells like pork scratchings. It’s awesome.